this post is going to be short and it is going to deal with efforts made to conceal an errection. don’t get me wrong – I think errections are good and there is hardly anything that should make one ashamed of them. In fact, whole civilizations have emerged from errections. but man oh man, could they be any more inconvenient?
you are in a supermarket. I mean, I am in a supermarket. I am there to buy peanuts and peanut butter among other things. and there is this girl who assists customers.
there is a sort of stigma associated with frequenting nuts. you know, people think that you are eating it for its “performance enhancing” effects. I wish!
I put the peanut butter in the shopping zenbil but I hesitate to add the pack of nuts for fear people would look at me like “is he having a field day o something? ” and people, includes the said girl whom I would later ask to give me half a kilo of fish and would also put the stuff I bought into my ecobag. to hell with everybody! I have now added the packet of nuts too.
but the nearness of her…
now I am standing in front of the cashier sporting a burgeoning errection. she hands me back my ecobag and I hold it in front of my dick like a shield. the cashier gives me back the change and I take it like I would qolo, with my shield up all the while.
I am working on sucking in an errection.
A little something for all the trouble you went to in reading the post:
I used to think erection was spelled with double r. Wonders never cease aye?