Ayit wetmed

Sharing an email from my room mate.


The little bloody wanker which terrorized our flat has been assassinated by the DEVIL trap. The body was found this morning by the side of the closet in my room where the trap was set. In the past the rat has been repeatedly seen in this area jaywalking and giving the individual living in that room a tiny little middle finger every time it passed by.

It is believed that the devil trap went off at around 4:38am (as i almost uncontrollably shit my pants when i heard the noise in the pitch darkness!) striking the wanker’s head while eating the bait – which was a bacon strip. The Devil’s trap smashed the wankers head with extreme “WACK” that it actually bent and almost managed to decapitate the little fucker’s head.(yukkkkk).

Clean up completed and the body has been dumped.



5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. tibebe
    Nov 23, 2011 @ 16:04:18

    murderers! who am i kidding, i have drowned a couple myself!


  2. getere
    Nov 22, 2011 @ 00:09:05

    Benegerachin lay, we also considered a more humane way of catching it,

    but it wasn’t feasible.


  3. tibebe
    Nov 21, 2011 @ 14:58:36

    very graphic.


  4. Elyas Mulu Kiros
    Nov 21, 2011 @ 02:55:24

    great piece! 🙂 this piece just makes me punch the person who put the wetmed! lol poor Ayit …


    • getere
      Nov 21, 2011 @ 17:21:29

      Hearing it run about in the middle of the night was ok. Filling the floor behind the fridge with its poo was ok. It was the jumping from behind the micro wave that got to me.

      And ayit wetmed is overrated. It took us ages to get it.


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