Forgive me if I am a thallophyter and yet, don’t know their actual name😡
I decide to give them a hand; I knock over the dustbin:
That’s all you got?!
I was intending to check on the overnight progress. But next morning, my friend arrives at the office early (as per usual), observes the dustbin, shakes his head, wonders if he can vouch for my sanity any longer, whether he should go to the concerned authorities, restores things to the upright position:
I wish I could tell you that they made it. In fact, in the interest of the billions of people around the world struggling on a daily basis to drag a peanut out of the thrash can, I will go right ahead and tell you that they made it.