a post for sist

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The Journal of Infatuations and What Not (2012)


Esua sist alechiw simuan asanisa

She is so heavy


To want. To need. Adam needed a help meet for him and Eve came into being, leaving posterity to wonder how a single rib got to grow this heavy. Almost brings to mind Gebremedhin’s line wa leAdam ena Hewan kejemeruma ayCherisum!

Fret not, for this is going to be short.


One Adam is finding it hard to live up to the task preordained thousands of years ago. He does not insist on leaving behind a copy (copies.) But he has raised his soldiers to be independent thinkers.


A rare specimen Sistus exoticus, sist for short, has made a recent appearance in his fucked up world and he surmises that he is smitten. Soft, oh mysterious smiter! You’re knocking me off by degrees!


To see this shit through to the sweet end. Explore the possibility of publishing an article on the much more prestigious Journal of Make it Last Forever.


This blog is fraught with reports of past endeavours, however pathetic.


Um, get carnal with her of course. Take her pH measurements repeatedly. The standard guidelines on how to write a proposal demand that one shows the pH meter that he would be using* ph metre

With so much drama in the LBC With so much distance in between the two, it’s kinda hard to do anything else at the moment except have some mind sex:


The uncensored version is so much better.

But one promises, should by any chance that distance turns to naught, the first thing one is going to do upon clapping eyes on her is smother her with kisses, all the while taking care to blow on her because she would be so hot! He is positive –he has seen her avatar. And besides, Dokile voice, sayayu yamenu bitsuan nachew sibal alsemashim?

 Where are his manners?! First the date. Here is where the first one took place. I bet she never had someone give her the whole field:





She has gone through enough of his writings to be in the know. He has got foolish proclivities and is lacking in experience when it comes to the workings of the fairer sex. Just look at him, referring to them as the fairer sex!


Gratitude is due to the good folks at WordPress. And time. And space.


GeTere! I don’t trust that dude. He was the one who started this getting naked business in the first place. She has already tried to tell him that… but…**


The getting carnal and blowing on her lines are courtesy of Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer; it is a premium book.

           * and ** are the points where one blows it.



         Conceived – some time back. Published –15 December 2012.


23 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Elyas Mulu Kiros
    Feb 21, 2013 @ 14:19:51

    This is one hilarious post and conversation. 😀 Go on … am listening, lovers. 😛


  2. sist
    Dec 16, 2012 @ 04:51:03

    Dear Mr. 22,

    Noted. Please look to your email, and of course the Lord, for guidance. I have no say in the latter though, while I’m all over the former.

    One half of The Committee at the Institute for (or against) the Advancement of One’s Infatuations

    Getere, what do you mean belu yimechachu? Ante yet lited? Bel kuch bel, your name was part of this shit too.


  3. getere
    Dec 15, 2012 @ 21:36:03

    በመጨረቫ(finally). ዛት ኢዝ ዘ ቪት. በሉ ይመቻችሁ


  4. sist
    Dec 13, 2012 @ 15:02:53

    I’m ready to take the leap, to make the commitment, to do the right thing. I’m going to check the notify me via email thing. problem: how to change my email without changing my av?

    I don’t want to live in a world where being corny is wrong, One is that far away and eh can get used up. i like that song, any chance of a recording from u? also might as well confess, bezefen taste tekeyimeh neber so this makes up for it.

    blogging beka kere?


    • tibebe
      Dec 13, 2012 @ 15:22:48

      our very first fight, here it comes:

      my taste in music is among the very few things i take pride in. esti ahun yetignaw zefenin new yalwededshiw? 👿

      blogging alqerem. been a bit busy. your post is coming, unlike detox that is. i am assuming that you may not be a huge fan of hip hop so detox could be an inappropriate insertion here. the post in question was to have me making the commitment but you beat me to it, damn 😦 🙂

      just go for it. you may end up with your old avatar; or get an even better one.

      on second thoughts, please allow me to be the one to take the plunge. then you sign up. the start of the next week at
      the latest.


      • sist
        Dec 13, 2012 @ 15:47:44

        okay, will enjoy av for a few days.

        About that fight..
        I think it started with Jano Band and I have been eying everything else suspiciously since then (because I read in reverse order). Not that it was thaaat bad but there was just something about it that made me want to break instruments over heads. Then sat through The Roots and was vocally cursing you at the end. I think that’s the tip of the iceberg. I should go through posts and remind myself of every beat that has offended me and take names and make a list. By the start of next week….
        take that back about detox. WHEN detox drops, I will transform myself into a paying customer of music.


        • tibebe
          Dec 13, 2012 @ 15:58:06

          i guess we’ll have to agree to disagree then.

          cursing me? that could be a turn on you know 😉

          dre himself is not sure about detox.

          paying customer 🙂


          • sist
            Dec 13, 2012 @ 16:04:21

            I could never stay mad at you.

            Okay, will let it go. But I’m still making the list. And right on top is TazebSPACE?!Kush.

            have a happy being busy day/eve


            • tibebe
              Dec 13, 2012 @ 16:17:20

              That is an admirable quality, for your own sake; because i am a maddening fella.

              I will be sure to peruse the list 😐

              Tebareki! I have been meaning to chastise geTere regarding tazebkush for quite some time.

              Thank you! Wishing you hours of happiness…


  5. sist
    Dec 11, 2012 @ 03:57:47

    That right there explains your meteoric rise to being my favorite andthreer on planet earth. If I remember my subtractions, left me with 14.999985 seconds of fame yet to be enjoyed. They don’t make them thoughtful like you. Time for another blessing!

    How much damage would I do right now to the situation at hand if I were to suddenly reveal that I don’t know anything about proteins or bioanything? If a lot, then anbibeh indalanebebk hun. At least I now know proteins suffer from MPD.


  6. tibebe
    Dec 10, 2012 @ 16:12:31

    feels great to be commenting on an as of yet unwritten post 🙂

    if your post were a protein, it has assumed its secondary structure. tertiary and possibly quaternary structures remain. only then would full functionality be attained.

    plain unaffected english –it is getting there.

    i aim to disappoint not.

    you done come up big time! ain’t no joke being the subject of an andthree post. it’s like your 15 microseconds of fame 😀


  7. sist
    Dec 10, 2012 @ 14:59:57

    As vanity would have it, I’m pretty psyched at seeing my name in a title. I done come up!
    I watched and watched. Then realized watch this space might not mean kuch bilesh aftichee.
    Now thefreedictionary.com definition is setting my expectations high.
    “something that you say which means that you think there will soon be exciting changes in a situation”


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