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The Journal of Infatuations and What Not (2012)
Esua sist alechiw simuan asanisa
She is so heavy
To want. To need. Adam needed a help meet for him and Eve came into being, leaving posterity to wonder how a single rib got to grow this heavy. Almost brings to mind Gebremedhin’s line wa leAdam ena Hewan kejemeruma ayCherisum!
Fret not, for this is going to be short.
STATEMENT OF THE PROBLEM
One Adam is finding it hard to live up to the task preordained thousands of years ago. He does not insist on leaving behind a copy (copies.) But he has raised his soldiers to be independent thinkers.
A rare specimen Sistus exoticus, sist for short, has made a recent appearance in his fucked up world and he surmises that he is smitten. Soft, oh mysterious smiter! You’re knocking me off by degrees!
To see this shit through to the sweet end. Explore the possibility of publishing an article on the much more prestigious Journal of Make it Last Forever.
This blog is fraught with reports of past endeavours, however pathetic.
MATERIALS AND METHODS
With so much drama in the LBC With so much distance in between the two, it’s kinda hard to do anything else at the moment except have some mind sex:
The uncensored version is so much better.
But one promises, should by any chance that distance turns to naught, the first thing one is going to do upon clapping eyes on her is smother her with kisses, all the while taking care to blow on her because she would be so hot! He is positive –he has seen her avatar. And besides, Dokile voice, sayayu yamenu bitsuan nachew sibal alsemashim?
Where are his manners?! First the date. Here is where the first one took place. I bet she never had someone give her the whole field:
LIMITATIONS AND SOURCES OF ERROR
She has gone through enough of his writings to be in the know. He has got foolish proclivities and is lacking in experience when it comes to the workings of the fairer sex. Just look at him, referring to them as the fairer sex!
Gratitude is due to the good folks at WordPress. And time. And space.
CONFLICT OF INTEREST
GeTere! I don’t trust that dude. He was the one who started this getting naked business in the first place. She has already tried to tell him that… but…**
The getting carnal and blowing on her lines are courtesy of Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer; it is a premium book.
* and ** are the points where one blows it.
ADDRESS FOR CORRESPONDENCE
Conceived – some time back. Published –15 December 2012.