ስለአንድ መቀመጫ

ትላንትና ይህን አየሁና ተደመምኩ:

I am no stranger to a Rahel song: still can’t get enough of ሆ በላኒ:: I once even went “that’s my jam!” when it came on in a club and hit the dancefloor of my own volition. The side effect of የተወጋ ውስኪ maybe.

But I was flabbergasted by the መቀመጫ that I had to ask a love interest “has rahel haile always been this bootylicious? or is it a recent phenomenon?”. She answered “I don’t have an answer to your question, sorry” I pursued: “is there a person whom I could ask? like, an authority on the subject?”…መቼም ሳትታዘበኝ አትቀርም…

Earlier, I had tried to share my excitement with my sister telling her አቅፌው ፎቶ ብነሳ ሁሉ ደስ ይለኛል 🙂

Her: “endih beka yeleyelih durye honk 🙂 …. You really need to get laid, otherwise ጉዳቱ የከፋ ይሆናል 😀

and ካለፈው ሳምንት ጀምሮ ኖርዝ ካሮላይና ያለው ወዳጄ ጋር (እሰይ! እንኳን ደህና መጣህ! Like, ለመድክ? አሜሪካን እንዴት አገኘሀት? I see. ሆ ሆ ሸንት  ቤት ስትጠቅም እየተጠነቀቅክ ወንድሜ!  ወዘተርፈ).  He disparages me “….ይሄ ሁሉ ምን ያደርጋል? … ተው እሱ ላይ አትንጠልጠል:: አወዳደቅህ…”

ምነው ማስፈራሪያውን አበዛችሁት ሰዎች? ድሮም ሀበሻ የቆመበትን ጠልፎ መጣል ነው እንጂ ማበረታታት መች ያውቅና? I will let you know ማስፈራሪያስ won’t keep me from eulogizing this unprecedented ቂጥ. ምናልባት ከሚሚ ቂጦ በኋላ የተፈጠረ ላቅ ያለ... I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing ሚሚ ቂጦ or her likeness. But I guess it must be a substantial one to deserve this:

mimi qiTo

This is a derriere fit enough to Trump “Ethiopia got booty” because no one is a bigger ass than he is. Yay! I just made a Trump joke.

This is the kind of ass that could be offered by የመንግስት ኮሚኒኬሽን ጉዳዮች ጽሕፈት ቤት as a testament to the kind of ልማት the country is going thru. And nobody would accuse them of pilfering a pic of one of the many notable መቀመጫዎች on Getty Images.

ትሬፍ ብለናል, ራሄል::

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  1. እኔነኝ
    May 17, 2016 @ 11:23:49

    እኔ ሚገርመኝ ትልቅ መቀመጫ ስናይ አይናችን ትጎልጉሎ ወጥቶ እስኪከተለው ድርስ ምን እንደሚያንሰፈስፈን ነው!Does it have any biological role, in relation to procreation? any evolutionary explanation? and is the bigger the better? you know I am as naive as you are regarding this and no one in his/her right mind thinks ጣውላ ቂጥ is attractive to your eyes or whatever “sense organ” you have for this type of “stimulus” but I don’t think the bigger is any better.

    ቆይ ደግሞ ምንድን ነው ዘለህ ትልቅ መቀመጫ ላይ ሚያንጠለጥልህ? ሁሉም ነገር እኮ ቅደም ተከተል አለው!

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    • Tibebe
      May 18, 2016 @ 23:49:12

      I don’t know, man. One of life’s great mysteries, I guess. I could tell you that it is because it’s nice and globular the way most awesome proteins are; or because it resembles the FIFA logo (not FIFA tho, ሌቦች!). But I’m afraid those reasons would apply only for a tiny section of the male populace.

      “አይናችን ትጎልጉሎ ወጥቶ እስኪከተለው ድረስ” አልክ? አይን (ቂጥ) አፋር እንደሆንኩ እያወቅክ? አንዴ ከግማሽ አይቼ I will try to make the mental picture last for some time 😀 ይሄም እኮ በኮምቡጠር መስኮት ቢመጣ ነው ማፍጠጤ::

      Don’t you think ጣውላ ቂጥ is a bit harsh? Degmo I’m sure that there are plenty of sane people who don’t fixate on the state of the booty when appraising a person.

      I have never had ትልቅ መቀመጫ ላይ መንጠላጠል as a policy or as a dream. I’ve tried to be an equal opportunity dude. ግን ያሁን ጊዜ ሴቶች ባክህ ተዋቸው:: ሴት ድሮ ቀረ 😦

      እኔነኝ, ስምሽ ደግሞ ይልጣል 😀 ተዘራ ኃይለሚካኤል እንደዛ የሚል ዘፈን ነበረው አይደል? መቼም ታውቀዋለህ ብዬ አስባለሁ 😛

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