on certain types of deficiencies

I don’t fuck with Luda as much as I used to back in the “what’s your fantasy?” and “move!” days. But the “parallels” between his new joint and a recent article precipitated this.

Joint:

Marked contrast from the girls on here:

Article:

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And the obligatory reaction to Teddy’s new joint:

ሊያስለቅሰኝ ነው

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They just won’t let you get your resveratrol on

So, I’m checking out at the store. Cashier asks me how old I was, because I was carrying wine. I say “old enough”. I was trying to be charming. But I guess she took offense. She asks for an ID: “if you had just told me your age…” She sees that my learner’s permit has expired (hey, don’t judge me! ምንም በቤቢ ፊያት ጊዜ ተለማምዶ እስካሁን መንጃ ፍቃድ ያልያዘ ሰው እኔ ብቻ ሳልሆን ባልቀርም, … my excuse: same as Eve’s verse on You Got Me “With all my classes I don’t have the time for life’s thrills”). She calls the manager. He goes “in the great state of so and so we don’t sell… that’s how the Founding Fathers intended it to be…”

They remove the bottle of wine from my stuff. አይኖቼ ተከተሉት…

Mofos!

I couldn’t even be flattered that she deemed it necessary to ascertain my age.

Then I come home to find out that Bill Maher is off tonight.

ቶታል ዲዛስተር አይ ቴል ያ!

On top of that, I can’t stop myself from going “really?!” (there may be a smirk there) whenever one of my students says they have found something to be difficult. Please, don’t you go ahead and be proud of me like ልጃችን ተስተምሮ ፈረንጅን “ሪሊ?!!” ማለት ዠመረ!! I am still clueless as shit. And that’s not good TA behavior. ለነገሩ many are the times when I would just throw whatever English word or phrase that I find lying around close by, just in the spirit of communication. Just because I say it, doesn’t mean that’s what I wanted to say.

በፓስፖርቴ መጠጥ እንዳልገዛ ደግሞ እማማ ኢትዮጵያን ማዋረድ ይሆናል:: It’s not good look.

ምን ይሻላል? Now I’m just sitting, blogging when I am supposed to be sipping. ዓርብ ያለወይን ግቡን ይመታ ይሆን?

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Rant: 1, 2, 3, go! ይብላኝ ላንቺና ለድርጅቱ እንጂ እኔማ መንገድ አላጣም:: ምን አይነቷ ጠማማ ናት በናታችሁ?! “I’m dealing with these fucking experiments, hearing ‘no, no, no’ all day long, then I come home and you won’t let me get my jam on up in here?!”

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ነጻ ምግብ, ቆሻሻ ልብስ, …

 

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The joys of free food from ማኔጅመንት ኢንስቲትዩት (ባህር ዳር) to የመፒ ስልጠናዎች (ጥቁር አንበሳ) to the neuroscience conference. This time we even were too busy doing our thing to attend the thing. የምግብ ሰዓት ሲደርስ ግን አይናችንን በጨው አጥበን ሄድን:: ነጻ ምግብ እንዳለ ጥቆማ ያደረሰን ወዳጃችን ሽንቱ ይለምልም! 🙂

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When one realizes that one kind of dressed like shit

taxGood mail to come home to

20160910_225937This has to be ፈረሰኛ , right?

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A day in the life

የዛሬ ዓመት አገሬ ከቤተሰቤ ጋር ነበርኩ:: ዛሬ ደግሞ ማንችስተር ዩናይትድ የተባለ ሸቃባ ሲሸነፍ ለማየት በጠዋት ተነሳሁ:: Got home from school at around 9:30 PM. የዛሬ ዓመት ያመጣሁትን ዶሮ በላሁ Interesting things happened to me during the day like E. coli splashing on my clothes and some even finding their way into my mouth (“along with some PMSF?!” –a realization that would come much later on). የሆነ ማሽን ማበላሸት አለማበላሸቴን እግዜር ይወቅ; I followed the operating instructions to a tee. I got to do only half of what I had planned for the day but still managed to run short of time and cancel my regularly scheduled workout; managed not to grade the exam papers, not to load the dishwasher. Tomorrow promises to be just as busy.

All this and yet, I feel like (know) that I’m not doing enough; I’m not thanking enough.

አዲሱን ዓመት የሰላም, የፍቅር እና የፍትህ ያርግልን, ወደተሻለች አገር ተመልሰን እንግባ ልል አልኩና opportunism እና ሌሎች ismኦች incitation እና ሌሎች ionኦች ይሆንብኛል ብዬ ሰግቼ ተውኩት::

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